Category: 01 General jokes

How do you achieve 103% ?

How do you achieve 103% ? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%. Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one a… more »

How to make a story using 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and 10

This was an assignment for a student who is taking English as a second language. Keep this in mind when reading this one. Lim Ah Toy, a Chinese student, was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 1… more »

Eating grass

One afternoon, a well-to-do lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation. He asked one man, "Why are you eating gra… more »


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笑話 Jokes

# 有一日,蛇、螞蟻、蜘蛛、蜈蚣幾個人在家?搓麻將。8圈之後,煙抽完了&… more »

Things people actually said in court

Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. Q: What… more »

School Teacher Arrested

School Teacher Arrested Arrested at New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator. At… more »


該丟誰下去 英國某家報紙曾舉辦一項高額獎金的有獎征答活動。 題目是&… more »

Teacher and pupils

TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?… more »


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