Category: 01 General jokes
How do you achieve 103% ?
How do you achieve 103% ?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.
Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%.
First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future.
How does one a… more »
How to make a story using 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and 10
This was an assignment for a student who is taking English as a second
language. Keep this in mind when reading this one. Lim Ah Toy, a Chinese
student, was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and
10. Not only did he do it 1 to 1… more »
Eating grass
One afternoon, a well-to-do lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine
when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate the situation.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating gra… more »
Things people actually said in court
Things people actually said in court, word for word,
taken down and now published by court reporters who
had the torment of staying calm while these
exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What… more »
School Teacher Arrested
School Teacher Arrested
Arrested at New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator.
At… more »
Teacher and pupils
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on
the floor?… more »