Categories: 05 Professional jokes, 01 Consultants jokes, 02 Bankers jokes, 03 Lawyers jokes

Five minutes management course

Five minutes management course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob… more »

To impress a client

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was run… more »

Two consultants

A McKinsey Consultant and an Andersen Consultant are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The McKinsey Consultant leans over to the Andersen Consultant and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Andersen Consultant just w… more »

You know You graduated from b-school

YOU KNOW YOU'RE READY TO GRADUATE FROM B-SCHOOL WHEN ________________________________________________________________ 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-org your family into a "team-based organizat… more »


Plato: For the greater good. Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability. Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out. Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take. O… more »


A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization... Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange… more »


麥X錫顧問公司 有一個牧羊人在草地上趕著一群羊,忽然間有一輛敞篷跑&#… more »