Category: 02 Mature jokes
A lawyer married a woman
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.
' 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?'
'Well, Hu… more »
女人在8、18、28、38和48歲時有啥不同
「What's the difference between women at ages of 8, 18, 28, 38 and 48？
女人在8、18、28、38和48歲時有啥不同？」
8．You take her to bed and tell… more »
Where Babies Come From
A young female teenager runs into the house and asks her mother
"Is it true what Mandy just told me? Babies come out the same place
that boy's thingies go in?"
"Yes," replied her mother pleased that the embarassing subject had
finally come up and sh… more »
Calories of sex
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories… more »
How to shower...
How to Shower Like a Woman:
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your wom… more »
Woman in Coma
A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a spongebath.
One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there
is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her
husband and explain what happened, telling him, "C… more »
Why Condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 or 12
Why Condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 or 12?
A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condo… more »
Three Nuns
Nuns get admitted into Heaven through a special gate and are
expected to have one last confessional before they become angels.
Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their
last sins before they are made holy.
"And so," says… more »