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Three Nuns
Nuns get admitted into Heaven through a special gate and are
expected to have one last confessional before they become angels.
Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their
last sins before they are made holy.
"And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
"Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of
one with my finger."
"OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into
Heaven."
...
The next nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and
I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit."
"OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse you hand in the holy water and pass on
into Heaven."
Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is
trying to cut in front.
"Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.
"Well, your holiness," says the nun that is trying to improve her
position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to
do it before Hilda sticks her butt in it!"