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Maths
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain
needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as
a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that
by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my
18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for
him that read as follows:
Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter,
I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the
brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the
fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't
wait up.