Leglessbird Jokes

"12 Tips From an Analyst to a (Managing Director, Director, VP
basically everyone with a higher ranking) on How to Enhance the
Relationship"

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00
p.m. and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is
refreshing.

2. If it's really a "rush job," run in and interupt me every
10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps.

3. Always leave without telling anyone where you are going.

It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies,
DON'T open the door for me. I need to learn how to function
as a paraplegic and opening doors is good training.

5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which
is the priority. Let me guess.

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6. Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really
have nowhere to go or anything to do.

7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like

that could cost me a promotion.

8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name
to be popular in conversation.

9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write

them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done.

10. Never introduce me to the people you are with. When you

refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.

11. Be nice to me only when the job I am doing for you could

really change your life.

12. And please tell me all about all your little problems. No
one else has any and it is nice to know someone else is less
fortunate.