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Five Hundred Bucks

Two couples were playing cards one evening. One of the husbands, Jerry,
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the
table to pick them up, he noticed that Ray's wife Shaniqua, had her legs
spread wide, and she wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jerry,
upon trying to sit up again, hit his head on the table and emerged
red-faced.

Later, Jerry went into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Shaniqua
followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under the
table?"

Surprised by her boldness, Jerry courageously admitted that, well, yes, he
did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $500." After taking a
minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jerry
indicated that he was indeed interested.

She told him that since her husband, Ray, works Friday afternoons and Jerry
doesn't, that Jerry should be at her house around 2:00 PM, Friday afternoon.

...

When Friday rolls around, Jerry shows up at Ray's house for sex with Ray's
wife at 2:00 PM sharp, and after paying her the agreed upon $500.00, they go
to her bedroom and have fantastic sex, just as Shaniqua had promised.
Afterwards, Jerry quickly dresses and leaves.

As was his habit at 6:00 PM, Ray returned home from work. Upon entering the
house and encountering his wife, he asked loudly, "Did Jerry come by with my
money?"

With a lump in her throat, Ray's wife answered, "Oh yeah, he did stop by
here for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when Ray curtly asked, "And did he give you
$500.00?"

In terror she assumed she'd somehow been found out, and after mustering up
her best poker face, she replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me five
hundred dollars."

Ray, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised Shaniqua by saying, "Good,
I was hoping so. Jerry came by my office this morning and borrowed five
hundred dollars from me. He promised me he'd stop by this afternoon on his
way home and pay me back."

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