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Dirty joke
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She
gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he
arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to
hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full
and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with
both hands.
"Actually, no," he replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her
hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there
anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily,
popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to them
gently.
"Tell him," she says, "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the
ladies room."