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Be strong and I love you, too

An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of
his life sentence in prison.

While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had
been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the
room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it
appeared he was kissing her neck.

Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made
his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your
neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants.
If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like
it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on
it!. Be strong and I love you."

...

After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear,
I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in
years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said
he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the
bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."

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