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Ballons
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what
are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny
to ask his at dad breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be
forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the
same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says,"Why Johnny,
those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll
float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few
weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny
runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His
father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is
blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming "Oh God, I'm coming!"