Category: 02 Mature jokes
The First Time
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for
the first time. Well, the boy is ec… more »
Maths
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain
needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as
a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be… more »
Guy on a date
A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy says "Excuse me a minute I have to relive myself."
While… more »
Five Hundred Bucks
Two couples were playing cards one evening. One of the husbands, Jerry,
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the
table to pick them up, he noticed that Ray's wife Shaniqua, had her legs
spread wide, and she wasn't wea… more »
Dirty joke
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She
gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he
arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to
hers. When he does so, she begins to… more »
Be strong and I love you, too
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of
his life sentence in prison.
While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had
been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side o… more »
Ballons
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what
are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny
to ask his at dad breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be
forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget.… more »
An old lady's bet
A little old lady entered the main branch of the Chase Manhattan bank
with a large grocery bag in her arms. She told the teller that she
wanted to open an account to make a substantial deposit, in excess of
$200,000. Further, she said that since such… more »