Leglessbird leisure guide

Visa:
You can apply for land visa after you arrive Kathmandu airport, please bring along one photo and fill up a form at airport. For HKSAR passport holder, visa is free.

For BNO or other passport holders, US$30 for visa fee.

Cash and Currency:
Please bring along US$ cash for your travel expenses. (US$ has better rate than HK$ ). US$1 to around 70 Rupees. You can easily change US$ into local currency Rupees in tourist area. They open from Monday to Sunday. The rate at airport counter may be lower, so it?s better not to change money there. Our guide will bring you to tourist area Thamel upon your check in hotel, so you can change money there.

Tips to Tour Guide:
For tips of your tour US$84 per person, we would like you to pay us in US$cash and we will collect this amount from you in Kathmandu by the end of the tour.

Cash expenses ? Shopping:
For a piece of 28 inches good quality pashmina shawl (70 % pashmina & 30% silk), cost around HK$ 300. For the best quality 100% pashmina scarf cost around HK$450. For silver jewelry, it will cost you from few US$ to US$20 for a piece of pendant or earrings. Nepalese knife cost you from small one US$5 to big one around US$20. Some of the shops accept credit card but they will charge you 4% handling charge.

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Guidance Travel is an independent travel agency based in Hong Kong. With strong connections in the Travel Industry, we are able to offer you better services in a cost-effective way. Our services include making Worldwide Hotel Reservations, booking Airline Tickets, arranging travel to Conferences and for Business Purposes, and arranging Transportation for both groups and the individual traveller.

Background of Land Operator in Nepal

CEO

• President of Pokhara Tourism Council of Nepal
• Former Deputy Mayor of Pokhara, Nepal
• Presient of Pokhara Restaurant and Bar Association
• Senior Committee Member of Football Association of Nepal
• Senior Committee Member of Boxing Association of Nepal
• Owner of famous Boomerang Restaurant ( the biggest garden restaurant in lakeside, Pokhara Nepal ) , opened since 1991
• Owner of Boomerang Travel in Pokhara Nepal , opened since 1994
• Owner of Club Amsterdam ( established pub ) in Pokhara Nepal, opened since 1997
• Owner of Paradiso ( established pub) in Pokhara Nepal, opened since 2004

Director

• Hong Kong entrepreneur
• used to live Kathmandu, Nepal and has traveled to Nepal for many times
• solid experience in travel, PR and marketing
• international traveler

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

' 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?'

'Well, Husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

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很久很久以前, 有一對姓黃的夫妻生了三個可愛的女兒, 名叫Elaine, Ena 和Anele.
轉眼都到了適婚年齡, 因家教甚嚴, 三個女兒都還是處女之身. 黃姓夫婦分別為三個女兒找到了乘龍快婿, 眼看著拜堂入洞房的日子就要到了, 不由得擔心了起來. 熱鬧辦了婚事, 三個女兒與夫婿就要離家去度蜜月了. 黃姓夫婦很關心女兒的初夜是否圓滿, 就在他們分別要離開的當兒, 為娘的就私下對三個女兒說: "我和妳們的爹都關心妳們的新婚之夜, 希望能知道妳們是否快樂.... 為了不使妳們的丈夫起疑, 妳們就用暗語通知我們." 滿心歡喜期待的女兒們出門度蜜月去了.

一星期過去了, 黃姓夫婦收到第一封信, 打開一看是大女兒寫回來的. 信上只寫了四個大字:"渣打銀行", 二話不說拿起手邊的報紙尋找渣打銀行的廣告, 黃先生說: 哈! 找到了, 標題是: "大, 強壯又溫柔". 當下老先生夫婦是高興的不得了.

又過了七天, 二女兒來信了, 只簡單寫了: 鵲巢咖啡. 這次黃先生又很快找到鵲巢咖啡的廣告版面, 他大聲的唸出它的主標題: "歡樂到最後一滴". 夫妻二人相擁, 喜不自勝.

眼看著七天又過去了....直到一個月後還是沒接到三女兒的來信, 夫妻開始擔心起來,三女兒的信終於在二個月後... 寄到了. 那是一份手寫的信, 不十分清楚, 黃先生費了些勁兒才解讀出來, 原來女兒寫的是:"國泰航空". 黃先生顧不得穿上外套, 連走帶跑的到附近最近的7-11店買了一份報紙, 回到家, 他用顫抖的手快速的翻閱報紙找尋國泰航空的廣告, 啊哈! 我找到了.... 黃先生緊抓著報紙大聲的唸出 .... 不等黃先生唸完, 黃太太已"碰"的一聲跌坐在躺椅上...這廣告的標題是.... "每週七天, 一天三班, 中途無休."

「What's the difference between women at ages of 8, 18, 28, 38 and 48？
女人在8、18、28、38和48歲時有啥不同？」

8．You take her to bed and tell her a story;
8歲時，你帶他上床並講個故事哄她睡覺；

18．You tell her a story and take her to bed;
到了18歲時，你要編個故事把她騙上床；

28．You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed;
28歲時，你啥都不用說只要直接和她上床就好了；

38．She tells you a story and takes you to bed;
38歲時，她會編個故事要你跟她上床；

48．You tell her a story to avoid going to bed;
48歲時，你會編個故事以避免和她上床? 。

A young female teenager runs into the house and asks her mother
"Is it true what Mandy just told me? Babies come out the same place
that boy's thingies go in?"

"Yes," replied her mother pleased that the embarassing subject had
finally come up and she didn't have to explain.

"Oh God! When I have a baby then, will it knock my teeth out?"

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 12 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories

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How to Shower Like a Woman:

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -make mental note to do more sit-ups.

4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

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我準備和同居一年的女友結婚了，
毫無疑問，她很開心。
現在唯一困撓我的係我未來的姨仔...
佢係一個20歲的靚女。

她喜歡穿緊身的低胸T-shirt以及迷你短裙。
她經常在我的跟前有意無意的彎下腰，
更摞命的係在其他男人面前她從不這麼做。
如果話她冇誘惑到我，就係我在講大話。
直到有一日，我未來的姨仔Call我，叫我去看看請柬。
當我到時，家只有她一個人，
迎接我的係她無盡幽怨的眼神, 像在說:
我愛的人結婚了，新娘唔係我，
我現在唯一想做既, 就係在你結婚之前，
把我獻給你。
她在房門對我講：我等你，
如果你決定了，就入來搵我。

當她走進房間的一霎那，
和她睡衣一起滑落灑向我的係她眼中的期待。
我呆立了一分鐘，然後做了我當時唯一能做的事,
立刻拉開大門，走向我的汽車。

門外，我看見我的未來太太淚流滿面，
給了我一個深深的kiss, 並說:
我給你的測試已經pass了，我們可以結婚了...

這個故事告訴我們的係：

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