Archives for: September 2006

Newsletter September 2006

What is Irene up to? Art Exihibition - John Li I'm happy to welcome autumn for more hiking activities. The path behind where we live leading to the Peak is lovely and I like to go there more often. This weekend, we went to Cheung Chau for a short walk… more »

Hiking in Hong Kong

Living in Hong Kong, a concrete jungle, can be stressful and suffocating sometime. Why not take a walk on the country side (and yes, Hong Kong does have beautiful country side as you can find out here), breath some fresh air, stretch your body and do so… more »

About Leglessbird Restaurant Guide

Who are we? We are a community of friends who get the kick out of finding excellent restaurants that serve delicious cuisine from all over the world. What's the purpose of the site? To share our dinning experiences with other food lovers who apprecia… more »

Useful information

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Other hiking websites

Hong Kong Traverler 旅行家網 Go to nature 上山下海 Waterfalls of Hong Kong 香江瀑韻 香港行山資訊站 HKnature.net 香港&#33258… more »

How to make a story using 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and 10

This was an assignment for a student who is taking English as a second language. Keep this in mind when reading this one. Lim Ah Toy, a Chinese student, was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 1… more »

Eating grass

One afternoon, a well-to-do lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation. He asked one man, "Why are you eating gra… more »

勁爆的請假信

敬愛的夫子大人:   昨夜雨急風驟,風雲異色,天氣突變。因吾尚在&#2… more »

笑話 Jokes

# 有一日,蛇、螞蟻、蜘蛛、蜈蚣幾個人在家?搓麻將。8圈之後,煙抽完了&… more »

Things people actually said in court

Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. Q: What… more »

School Teacher Arrested

School Teacher Arrested Arrested at New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator. At… more »

該丟誰下去?

該丟誰下去 英國某家報紙曾舉辦一項高額獎金的有獎征答活動。 題目是&… more »

Teacher and pupils

TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?… more »

咖啡杯和玻璃杯

考考你...你想到嗎 有一天咖啡杯和玻璃杯一同去公園玩。 當它們一同橫&#36942… more »

國語不好的後果

語文老師在講台上很有表情地為大家讀了一首題為「臥春」的詩, 要大家&#… more »

And God created human

On the very first day of the world, God created the cow. He said to the cow: "Ah Gu (cow), today I have created you! Your job is to go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will be provided the energy to pull things! You will also provide m… more »

When words become scrabbled!!!

GEORGE BUSH: HE BUGS GORE DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM EVANGELIST: EVIL'S AGENT PRESBYTERIAN: BEST IN PRAYER DESPERATION: A ROPE ENDS IT THE MORSE CODE: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: IS NO AMITY MOTHER-IN-LAW: WOMAN HITLER S… more »

Variety of jokes

八塊錢 正看雜誌的丈夫放下雜誌,看著太太? 丈夫:「我剛曉得,南非&#30… more »

Car Names

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive SAAB : Shape Appear… more »

Lung Chinese Fusion

Cuisine: Chinese in Tsim Sai Tsui My rating: 3 Food: 4 Service: 4 Atmosphere: 3 Price per person: HK$ 101-150 Shop 130, 30 Canton Road, TST Review: This restaurant serves food from Shanghai, Beijing and Sichun. Good variety and pretty tasty!… more »

Report: Art Exhibition - Home & Voyage II - the journey continues...

Home & Voyage II - the journey continues... Great openning, glad to be able to speak to John about his works. Also to meet new friends. Exhibition organised by Jamart http://www.jamart.hk more »

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